Nyaha, hanya, naha..
I see Tuck's p*ss*d again.........
Right then, will be driving past the Loco Shed Model Shop tomorrow morning, just like I will be doing on many days.
Over the front door, they've got three gargoyles, bearing an uncanny resemblance to Tuck, Nation and Gough. I see the Tuck one as playing in fields surrounded by giant mushrooms with white tops and big red circles, fluttering butterflies and a bloke with a red hat and a number 5 on the front carrying a monkey wrench. Could be the cover of a Helps album. I see the Nation gargoyle sat behind a mixing desk. But when he twiddles the knobs, he's not creating a sublime Crinty 2, oh no, he's regulating the speed of a piggin' steam train with a big smiley moon face on the front. A black and white cat and a postman are also in situ. The Gough gargoyle is rolling a woodbine and racing a whippet.
You know, I've got to go past this Loco Model Shop thing most days for the rest of my life. For someone brought up on Subbuteo and Scalextric, I feel like I've had my 24 years of......well 52 actually, of fun and frivolity, and now I am to face hell and damnation, in eternity for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever....................and ever..............and ever .............
