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Rob W

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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #90 on: April 03, 2011, 07:10:43 PM »
I hope, just hope, George is posting what I hope he's posting.   ::)

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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #91 on: April 07, 2011, 01:43:27 PM »
Im dreamin George but if you fancy doing it can arrange something in May :)

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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #92 on: April 07, 2011, 06:24:49 PM »
Just given you a PM.............(OHH ER MISSUS!)

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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #93 on: April 07, 2011, 07:36:08 PM »
Just given you a PM.............(OHH ER MISSUS!)

Just looking out of my window. The sky is blue, the birds are singing, and an angel on a fluffy white cloud is playing a harpsichord. Behind the angel is an old bloke, white hair, white beard, dressed in white, and is holding a placard saying 'I am God, you can believe in me now'. (Good job cos I thought it was Mr Leonard at first).

Hope I'm nt adding 2 + 2 and getting 5.     

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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #94 on: April 07, 2011, 08:10:34 PM »
Yes, let us know asap chaps. The Scottish contingent could outnumber the Welsh, but need to get a hen-sitter arranged for 10+ days..

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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #95 on: September 04, 2011, 04:12:21 PM »
President Barack Obama visits a Glasgow hospital. He enters a ward full of patients. He greets one. The patient replies:
 
Fair fa' your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin race,
Aboon them a' ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm.

Obama is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient, who responds:
 
Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an' we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit.
 
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus like, the President moves onto the next patient, who immediately begins
to chant:
 
Wee sleekit, cowerin', timorous beastie,
O the panic in thy breastie,
Thou needna start awa' sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle.
 
Now seriously troubled, Obama turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, 'Is this a psychiatric ward?'
 
‘No’ replies the doctor....‘this is the serious Burns unit'.
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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #96 on: September 04, 2011, 04:19:44 PM »
A Glaswegian lad walks into his father's house with his new girlfriend and says "This is Amanda" and his father goes "What the f*ck?!?"

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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #97 on: September 05, 2011, 02:08:43 PM »
President Barack Obama visits a Glasgow hospital. He enters a ward full of patients. He greets one. The patient replies:
 
Fair fa' your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin race,
Aboon them a' ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm.

Obama is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient, who responds:
 
Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an' we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit.
 
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus like, the President moves onto the next patient, who immediately begins
to chant:
 
Wee sleekit, cowerin', timorous beastie,
O the panic in thy breastie,
Thou needna start awa' sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle.
 
Now seriously troubled, Obama turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, 'Is this a psychiatric ward?'
 
‘No’ replies the doctor....‘this is the serious Burns unit'.

A Glaswegian lad walks into his father's house with his new girlfriend and says "This is Amanda" and his father goes "What the f*ck?!?"
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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #98 on: September 05, 2011, 02:10:34 PM »
 YOU'VE BOTH EARNED YOUR GOOD KARMA. :)

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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #99 on: September 05, 2011, 02:16:38 PM »
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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #100 on: September 05, 2011, 04:50:42 PM »
Talking of Burns, to repeat a post I submitted yonks ago, I went into a pub in Glasgow. Some bloke asked me what my interests were. I told him, sport, music, poetry.....he said "poetry?..... d'ya like Burns?"  I said "yes".  He stuck a fag in my face.

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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #101 on: September 05, 2011, 08:48:55 PM »
A blooke came fer a job on moy farm, boy. Oi say can yew brew tea. He say yes. Oi say can yew droive a fork lift. He say how big is the teapot.


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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #102 on: September 07, 2011, 03:36:44 PM »
It's getting on for a year since the gig at Bonn. Any reviews been sighted? Has anyone owned up to going? Just curious (yes that sums you up nicely they all chorus).
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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #103 on: September 07, 2011, 05:01:02 PM »
It's getting on for a year since the gig at Bonn. Any reviews been sighted? Has anyone owned up to going? Just curious (yes that sums you up nicely they all chorus).

I think it was sweet

 

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Re: Man tour of Germany 2010
« Reply #104 on: September 07, 2011, 07:18:19 PM »
What?  Sweet played a gig in Bonn?