Nah then. Had a sneeky peep last night, and a proper look now. Miraculously I am 1 up on the right side. Thank you to those of you responsible. I am indebted to you. And always will be. Until that is, some low life good for nothing tw*t of a b*st*rd gives me a load of smites. But George hasn't been on the board for a while.

Unc B, hope all is well. You'll be pleased to know where I now do a lot of my work is a few yards away from a Buddhist meeting place.
Pete T, you are my friend I think. No need to be jealous. Didn't you once bin me at the altar? But I'm keeping my eyes peeled. I think you may set those Scourie midge things on me in a couple of months!!!
Mike M, you applauded me? Thank you.
And Stevie Nicks. You are correct. I am a class act. A damn good sh*g as well. I too am sperrken ferr but hey, this is you. Deep down I'm a right slut. Not much persuasion will be needed.