Things That Shouldn't Annoy You - But Nevertheless Do

[Pete T]

What's the 401?

..me. I mebbe a simple geordie lass burra kner class when ah see it an ah reckun that Rob is. he soond like jus the reet sort hoowever ah am sperken for..

..is that last bit Inspector Clouseau?

[Mike Morgan]

I would just like to say that I now feel my post re '400' looks a bit ambiguous -  hate spelling that word - and 'twas I what gave the 400th applaud, rather than making an exhortation to smite.

[Andrew P]

What's the 401?

..me. I mebbe a simple geordie lass burra kner class when ah see it an ah reckun that Rob is. he soond like jus the reet sort hoowever ah am sperken for..

..is that last bit Inspector Clouseau?

Could be, but ultimate proof would manifest itself in the appearance of "minky", "meuth" and "rrrrheum". Also maybe "Officeur of the leu".

[Allan Heron]

What's the 401?

Does this mean we need to go for 500 now?

[Pete T]

..how come he gets an "applaud" when he hasn't said anything..

Anyway, back on topic, Muller yoghurt. Used to150 g in a carton, it's now 10% less at 135 g..

[William Rait]

It is called KARMA isn't it
Actions have consequenses, yours is to get an applaud.
xxx

[Trevor Barstow]

..how come he gets an "applaud" when he hasn't said anything..

Anyway, back on topic, Muller yoghurt. Used to150 g in a carton, it's now 10% less at 135 g..

Is it because they dropped the umlaut?

[Pete T]

..sorry, Muller yoghürt.. 

[Rob W]

Nah then. Had a sneeky peep last night, and a proper look now. Miraculously I am 1 up on the right side. Thank you to those of you responsible. I am indebted to you. And always will be. Until that is, some low life good for nothing tw*t of a b*st*rd gives me a load of smites. But George hasn't been on the board for a while.      

Unc B, hope all is well. You'll be pleased to know where I now do a lot of my work is a few yards away from a Buddhist meeting place.

Pete T, you are my friend I think. No need to be jealous. Didn't you once bin me at the altar? But I'm keeping my eyes peeled. I think you may set those Scourie midge things on me in a couple of months!!! 

Mike M, you applauded me? Thank you.

And Stevie Nicks. You are correct. I am a class act. A damn good sh*g as well. I too am sperrken ferr but hey, this is you. Deep down I'm a right slut. Not much persuasion will be needed.

 

         

[Allan Heron]

Deep down I'm a right slut.

Not a context in which I'd consider you deep, Rob 

[Allan Heron]

And for the moment Mr Woolfe is officially an error!

[Rob W]

I meant to add an addendum thing, but work got in the way of things and I then forgot.

I posted a few thank you's.  Heron (spits on floor) will see he wasn't amongst them. Obviously one of the llgfntoab I referred to in my previous post.

    

[Allan Heron]

Ah, but you'll be my pal again when I buy you a pint later on this year ;-)

[Stevie Nicks]

And Stevie Nicks. You are correct. I am a class act. A damn good sh*g as well.

Ahh reet.

Ah mebbe just a tyneside tart but ah hav gained a national diplerma in psyclitology from univorsity college immingham evening class. You have jus revealed yerself. As all the ladies on t'board will kner, blerks who say theyre good wi' troosers lead to disppointment. brooce, pallister, milburn. burrat least its over with quick like. 

Not a context in which I'd consider you deep, Rob 

me neither, big al. have yer reapaired shed yet?

[Rob W]

Allan luv. As ever you are correct.

Stevie. Unfortunately, you are as well.