Things That Shouldn't Annoy You - But Nevertheless Do

[Andrew P]

I'd just like to know where it says in the bible  "thou shalt knocketh thy neighbours doors, and annoyeth the shite out of them".  I went out one afternoon and left me wellies outside. Came back to a boot full of sodding watchtowers!

Just ask them where Noah got the kangaroos from. Usually stumps them.

[Rob W]

I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright nowooooooooo .......


 

[Pete T]

I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright nowooooooooo .......

..thought that was Paul Rodgers..

[Rob W]

I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright nowooooooooo .......

..thought that was Paul Rodgers..

No, Paul Rodgers is 'aaaaalright noooow. And whilst we're at it, Mick Jagger is 'allllllriiiiight now'. Incidentally,  both are obscenely overrated songs ..............IMO like

[rockprof]

There y'go Rob! Equilibrium restored, and with this, promotion to j.member.

[rockprof]

Fossils tend to put Jehovah's into a state of temporary meltdown too, something to do with the world only being a fortnight old...So, c'mon gaffer, now I've served me time, what is the answer to that bloody e mail question before I go yampy altogether? 

[Rob W]

Thanks Prof. I really appreciate that.


And makes me feel even more guilty as I was the git who smited you on your first post, just to make you feel at home.   (can't do the LMAO icon on my phone so a smiley will have to do).  xx

 

[Allan Heron]

No, Paul Rodgers is 'aaaaalright noooow. And whilst we're at it, Mick Jagger is 'allllllriiiiight now'. Incidentally,  both are obscenely overrated songs ..............IMO like

Getting into smite territory there, Rob.   All Right Now is undoubtedly overrated (and probably the worst track on Fire And Water) but Jumping Jack Flash is beyond superb

[Rob W]

Hmmmm...... JJF is one of those songs where a cover version, in this case, Johnny Winter, is infinitely greater than the original. Please don't smite me.

[rockprof]

Tempted bro' tempted...

[Rob W]

Prof, be flattered. I don't do this smiting thing. I just take them with open arms. That's the slut in me again I s'pose. Other than you, I think the only other smite I've given was to GJ, for no other reason than nobody else probably would   Oh, I think I gave the subbuteo goal a smite once,  or did I just think about it? Can't remember. Allan H deserves one cos he's a clever b*st*rd, a right walking encyclopedia, and Pete T deserves one for wearing a Scotland T Shirt at the Morriston gig, so one day when they don't expect it, you never know. Bounce bounce boing boing

[rockprof]

Which should normally be followed by 'Baggies, Baggies' but after sunday, GAH! Blessed are the smitten, for they shall.....something or other...ask a Jehovah, they've leaflets full of the stuff...

[NickB]

No, Paul Rodgers is 'aaaaalright noooow. And whilst we're at it, Mick Jagger is 'allllllriiiiight now'. Incidentally,  both are obscenely overrated songs ..............IMO like
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in fact, it's a gas.

[Rob W]

Well I shouldn't get annoyed by the weather, you'd think I'd have got used to it by now, but this is really hacking me off. All windows open last week, now I'm freezing, and the windows are shut! Brrrrrr !!! Better get better for Easter weekend.......

[Pete T]

..It's Steph B's fault, he had it first..