Things That Shouldn't Annoy You - But Nevertheless Do

[sonic_hawk]

I haven't  decided yet if it's just me just being an old tw**but mis-placed apostrophes do annoy me a lot.

eg 

 . . .  even if they are delicious!

[Rob W]

I agree sonic; but in fairness, you haven't mastered the asterisk mullarkey yet. They only replace vowels. 

D*ck   (big jokey laughing icon)

xx

[Pete T]

..Duck?..

[sonic_hawk]

I agree sonic; but in fairness, you haven't mastered the asterisk mullarkey yet. They only replace vowels. 

D*ck   (big jokey laughing icon)

xx

**ps, my m*st*k* 

[Rob W]

**ps, my m*st*k* 

Blimey, you got me on that. What you say??? 

Unless you're doing what the Times crossword doer does on the train. Look all clever like, completes all the crossword, gets off the train, but leaves the paper strategically on the seat. Then when somebody has a look at it, words such as 'WUGAHUMTAMUF' appear.

   

[Pete T]

C'm*n R*b, th*t's **sy.. *'ll d* *t th* *th*r w*y..

Oo##, ## #i##a#e..

[Rob W]

Oops..... I'm stuck now.


Oh I know.   Oops upside your head, say oops upside your head


Can someone applaud me please?

Thought not

 

[rockprof]

WUGAHUMTAMUF. Congolese. Meaning 'one who habitually cheats at word based conundrums'.

[Allan Heron]

Oops..... I'm stuck now.


Oh I know.   Oops upside your head, say oops upside your head


Can someone applaud me please?

Thought not

 

I took pity on you, Rob

[peterclarkson]

People who hold and jangle their car keys whilst vacating their place of work en route for the car park. Even though the car may be parked a half a mile away.

[Rob W]

People who hold and jangle their car keys whilst vacating their place of work en route for the car park. Even though the car may be parked a half a mile away.

Oh sh*t


 

[Andrew P]

**ps, my m*st*k* 

Blimey, you got me on that. What you say??? 

Unless you're doing what the Times crossword doer does on the train. Look all clever like, completes all the crossword, gets off the train, but leaves the paper strategically on the seat. Then when somebody has a look at it, words such as 'WUGAHUMTAMUF' appear.

Wow - someone else who does that? I always thought I was alone in this puerile diversion. Neologisms like FLURPWIG and TWEEEEEEEEZY used to appear in mine.  Still it passed the time on the train.

[Mike Morgan]

Me too, and I've got a 54 plate Ford Fiasco.  Not that impressive.
  But I do have a West Ham key ring on the bunch of keys.
  Again, not that impressive.  But I love 'em.

[Rob W]

Me too, and I've got a 54 plate Ford Fiasco.  Not that impressive.
  But I do have a West Ham key ring on the bunch of keys.
  Again, not that impressive.  But I love 'em.

Every time I see that football team mentioned, I'm reminded of my visit to Upton Park one midweek evening to see WHU 10 v Bury 0. Grrrrr !!   

[Allan Heron]

To get back to the topic - having to applaud Rob to keep him in balance