"Well I woke up this morning
Got those split infinitive bloo ooz,,,,,"
Long before he sold out to the BBC and went 'all mobile phone', Jasper Carrott was a brilliant folk singer/comedian. He did his own impersonisation of a Blues song:-
"Well I woke up this afternoooon
Looked out my window, seen your face.
Well I woke up this afternoooon
Looked out my window, seen your face.
Well all the time I knew you,
I never knew, no I never knew, I never ever knew,
You were a window cleaner..........."
Trust me, it was funny at the time. Think you had to be there