Author Topic: Bad 'jokes'  (Read 1442 times)

Mike Morgan

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Bad 'jokes'
« on: November 10, 2010, 12:43:39 AM »
My racing snail isnt winning races anymore so I decided to take his shell off to reduce his weight and make him more aerodynamic, it didnt work like I expected it to, if anything its made him more sluggish!

Martin Daughton

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Re: Bad 'jokes'
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2010, 09:41:21 PM »
Heard on the Simpsons tonight by Ned Flanders
"Call me Ned Zeppelin but are either of my boys grazed or contused?"