Call me Thicky Nicky, but why should we, beacons of good musical taste, show any interest in Weather Report? It's all very clever, but that sort of stuff leaves me cold. Arf.
...apart from Joe.... Especially as MH's newsletter doesn't have a column on dandelions .....
Isn't that called the stem?
Methinks Allan is on a wind up here. 
Depends. If that's 'wind' as in clockwork related, then ok. On the other hand if it's 'wind' as in the metrological phenomena, then I think I have already stated my case. Of which I'm curtain.