Author Topic: From my Dad  (Read 1979 times)

Martin Daughton

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From my Dad
« on: February 28, 2012, 10:25:41 PM »

A man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the
dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third
day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

A second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she
was to do... ...all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first
day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
there was a huge dinner on the table.

A third man married a girl from Wales. He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot
meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by
The third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could
fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some
difficulty when he tries to walk though.

Mike Morgan

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Re: From my Dad
« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2012, 08:33:21 PM »
"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man.
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically,"remarked his friend.
"Im not bitter. Now that Im so improved, she just isnt good enough for me."