We've played Everton in pre season matches a few times recently, probably the Neville connection. You'll be glad you are in America. Their fans are absolute filth.
Sorry, forgot. One honourable exception of course
Too late. Take your smite like a man and return that tenner I wasted on buying a seat at Gigg Lane. It's probably being used by a FC Manchester fan anyway; I hear there are more of them...

For Allan's benefit the First-team pre-season fixtures (Moyesy's Gang) are:
Wednesday 18 July: Dundee United (A), 7.45pm
Saturday 21 July: Motherwell (A), 3pm
Everton XI fixtures (Stubbsy's Gang) (i.e. the reserves.)
Saturday 21 July: Airdrie United (N), 2.45pm
Sunday 22 July: Celtic XI/Partick Thistle (N), TBC
Please explain the Celtic tie up. Is that the reason you are going to America?