South Wales Police are apppealing for witnesses to a brutal crime perpetrated upon 15 Englishmen on a recent visit to Cardiff. Additionally the men were robbed of something called a Grand Slam, that they had apparently come to collect, and they had their mode of transport, colloquially known as a "chariot", so badly vandalised that it is said to be beyond viable repair.
This heinous crime was seemingly carried out by a gang of 15 Welshmen dressed in bright red shirts, in broad daylight, and in front of 75,439 people, the majority of whom who gathered around the attack and stood cheering, clapping and singing hymns and arias, almost as if they were encouraging the gang.
A spokesmen for the South Wales Police Force said this “This sort of attack is just sickening……..One of the victims was a young lad called Owen Farrell, who was on his first trip toWales, and he has been traumatised by the whole shocking experience.To make matters even worse his Father was forced to watch the entire assault from start to finish, unable to lift a finger to protect his son from the sickening and relentless battering meted out by the conspicuously attired red-shirted assailants”.
The police spokesman continued, “We are following up a number of leads and have reason to believe that this crimson shirted gang may be linked to a similar incident that occurred a year ago in a place called Twickenham, which we think is somewhere near London”.
If you can possibly assist the Police in their enquiries then you should contact them as soon as possible via their Website. If however you are contemplating using Skype to do this, then please try to wipe the smile off your face first.