Right then, these Riverside people. Riverside... firstly I thought of a load of Irish people tap dancing. Then I thought of the home of Middsboro FC and not as well known, except round these parts, but also the home of Ramsbottom United. Incidentally, I used to go out with a Miss Ramsbottom, which unfortunately for me was an adjective!!
Oakers the Legend. The sender to me ,unrequested, always the best way, of a Riverside album, nicely packaged in a way Valerie Singleton and John Noakes would be proud. But, sorry, not a fan at all. And it won't grow on me as the Mostly Autumn sounding Diagonal did. Sorry!
And Oakers, when you go to the trouble and expense of purchasing a mobile phone. When it goes 'briiiiing briiiiing', pick it up, press the little button with a picture of a phone on, and speaking into the phone, say "Hello Oakers speaking". Amazingly, the other person will then speak to you. That's how it works....

What a self indulgent post, but that's prog rock message boards for you!