Author Topic: Luis Suarez  (Read 3691 times)

Michael Heatley

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Luis Suarez
« on: June 24, 2014, 11:49:46 PM »
...walked into a bar and asked for a large aperitif.

Certainly not, said the barman. They're big enough already!  ;D

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Re: Luis Suarez
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2014, 09:23:49 AM »
Thought he preferred bitter.... ::)

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Re: Luis Suarez
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2014, 12:02:31 PM »
Something along the lines of 'Uruguay with a nasty afterbite'
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Re: Luis Suarez
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2014, 01:36:45 PM »
Bet you there's a picture of a shark - christened Suarez - in tomorrow's Sun!

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Re: Luis Suarez
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2014, 01:38:57 PM »
I think he's now bitten off more than he can chew

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Re: Luis Suarez
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2014, 07:14:53 PM »
Wonder if there'll be a replica Subbuteo figure, Rob?
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Re: Luis Suarez
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2014, 07:58:09 PM »
Wonder if there'll be a replica Subbuteo figure, Rob?

Well they have a streaker...

Anyway, fangs for the memory

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Re: Luis Suarez
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2014, 09:03:16 AM »
And I see FIFA still haven't decided on a punishment for Suarez.

They're obviously still chewing it over

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Re: Luis Suarez
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2014, 11:59:29 AM »
And I see FIFA still haven't decided on a punishment for Suarez.

They're obviously still chewing it over
Whatever the decision it will be hard to digest!
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Re: Luis Suarez
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2014, 01:57:08 PM »
He's in the wrong game; should play rugby instead.

Reminds me of the joke involving the star player at the bottom of a ruck who shakes all the other players off, runs down the field and scores a try. When asked after the game how he did it, he explained "Well, there I was, bent double on the grass with all these guys on top of me, legs, bodies, arms everywhere, when suddenly I saw this pair of bollocks. All those guys on top of me, that should get things moving. So I bit them. It's amazing the things you can do after you've bitten your own bollocks".

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Re: Luis Suarez
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2014, 12:57:17 PM »
Well I was half-right! The shark made the Sun Online...including a video of reporter Dean Wilkins snorkelling in Mcr Sea Life shark tank and talking abouit how much more likely you are to be bitten by Luis Suarez than a shark!

Received a text this morning to the effect that Suarez is 'biterly' disappointed he won't get to play against Germany or Argentina. He was looking forward to sampling shoulder of Lahm and then Eton Messi!

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Re: Luis Suarez
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2014, 06:58:44 PM »
And now Suarez has been sold!

With him gone, Liverpool's attack will be toothless.
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