Revels finally ditch the stealth coffee creme sweet!

[Martin Daughton]

Is a bar of chocolate usually acceptable proof that there are old USA made guitars for less than ?500?

I am willing to test that theory.
All chocolate to be sent to me asap.

[Martin Daughton]

Here's a little homage that I cooked up about 18 months ago...

A finger of fudge is just enough to rot your children's teeth.
A finger of fudge is just enough to make your kids obese.
It's full of refined sugar and empty calories.
A finger of fudge is just enough to give you diabeeeeet. <breathe in>
Eees.

[Nick Nation]

Err Martin....is it me or is that uncannily similar to the lyrics of 'Many Are Called?' 

[Allan Heron]

Err Martin....is it me or is that uncannily similar to the lyrics of 'Many Are Called?' 

Don't you mean "Many Are Filled" 

[Rob W]

Here's a little homage that I cooked up about 18 months ago...

A finger of fudge is just enough to rot your children's teeth.
A finger of fudge is just enough to make your kids obese.
It's full of refined sugar and empty calories.
A finger of fudge is just enough to give you diabeeeeet. <breathe in>
Eees.

Martin,

If I would have given you a lift to Wales, I think we'd hae got as far as where the M66 joins the M62 before I'd have given up and turned back. (That's about 7 minutes!)

Oh, I tried to phone you this morning.

[Nick Nation]

Don't you mean "Many Are Filled" 

....But Few Throw Up?

[Martin Daughton]

Oh, I tried to phone you this morning.

Sorry Rob, I was in the shower. I tried a 1471 but your number was withheld.
Anything urgent?

[Pete T]

WTF have Bassetts done to Sherbet Fountains?

They're all encased in plastic now, twice. No yellow paper for the liquorice to stick to and get soggy. And horror of horrors, the bit of liquorice is now a "dip" rather than a hollow tube you could suck the sherbet up (until it all got too soggy, and dribbled into said sherbet). There's NO WAY you can stick that amount of sherbet to a soggy liquorice dip.  

[Nick Nation]

Go to Safeburys - they're currently doing their pseudo Mars, Twix, Milky Way and Snickers packs -  two for ?1!

[Rob W]

I can't wait for Easter Eggs. So tempted, but just keeping myself in tow. Don't think the willpower will last though. May get a couple of cheeky ones in and not tell anyone.

And whilst on the subject, why does the chocolate on an Easter Egg taste much nicer than usual chocolate, even though it's probably the same.

Sometimes I love cracking the eggs in half precisely down the middle. Other times I stick my finger in the side of the egg, make a hole, and take it from there.