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Martin Daughton

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Swine Flu
« on: May 01, 2009, 08:17:51 PM »
I phoned the NHS helpline about this Swine Flu but all I got was crackling.

So is this Swine Flu the start of the Aporkalypse?

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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 09:17:04 PM »
 listen,there's no need to get piggy about this...

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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 09:25:03 PM »
This is a serious matter. We must not be rash.
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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 10:03:58 PM »
This is a serious matter. We must not be rash.

I can be rasher

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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2009, 10:29:43 AM »
lets not make pigs of ourselves over this.

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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2009, 03:03:54 PM »
I can be rasher...

...but at least you don't have a mean streak.
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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2009, 03:15:31 PM »
I can be rasher...
...but at least you don't have a mean streak.
Stop telling porkies

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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2009, 03:54:14 PM »
I know there are tablets available to protect people, but is there an oinkment as well?

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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2009, 04:34:14 PM »
...is there an oinkment as well?

Yes, if you develop a stye.

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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2009, 01:01:15 AM »
Best way to create havoc.

Get on the train/tube/bus and start speaking loudly into your mobile about the great holiday you had in Mexico. End conversation, and then start sneezing..

Oh what fun we had..
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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2009, 06:11:59 AM »
Best way to create havoc.

Get on the train/tube/bus and start speaking loudly into your mobile about the great holiday you had in Mexico. End conversation, and then start sneezing..

Oh what fun we had..
... hmm, it seems to me in a way,that one would really be hogging a lot of attention with that kind

of behavior...
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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2009, 11:08:23 AM »
'If you're looking for truffle, you come to the right place".   

No doubt some would consider trotting out ungulatory puns to be a bit of a boar....well there's snout I can do about it, it's up to Jules if he thinks it needs to be chopped...
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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2009, 11:52:16 AM »
I know there are tablets available to protect people

That would be Hamiflu

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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2009, 12:37:48 PM »
Wouldn't that be superfluous? Just wondering.

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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2009, 05:48:54 AM »
i'm detecting something akin to boorish behaviour here.whoever doesn't want to be kind ,you can"hog off"as

far as i'm concerned...it's time to stop the mudslinging...  and the writing in this thread has been

sloppy in a few instances as well...   
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