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Rob W

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2010, 08:07:03 PM »
Yes. That's why Imodium is not called Emodin.

I went once, just once, to an elecution lesson (should have been plural. but I f*ck*d that right off. Anyway, had to do one of these tongue twisters. It went

"Lennie will you lay Imodium, lay Imodium, lay Imodium. Lennie will you lay Imodium, lay Imodium on the floor........." and so on.

Or was it linoleum?

Either way, I thought it was all about Lennie trying to get it off with some Roman bird   



 

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2010, 08:12:12 PM »
I seem to have more than my fair share of Lesser Celandine this year

Me too!

probably because there's less dandelions.

Not so.

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2010, 08:15:49 PM »
It's derived from Commodus, the Emperor of Rome (180-192) who ruled in a cruel and violent manner. He was murdered in a conspiracy led by his mistress. Why?

We do talk a lot of crap on this forum don't we?
It's what makes life worth living.

Aaaaand so... I would like to pass a motion etc etc etc

Damn, meant to ask if Commodus is related to W C Fields and Jules' wonderous site now allows you to make a correction. Tidy!
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John Bannon

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #33 on: April 24, 2010, 08:18:58 PM »
This could start a whole new topic of what we eat..

Hi Pete, Your a very deep person, after much deliberation I've just worked out your posting and now understand that you eat mainly wheat, which is an abbreviation of 'what we eat'.
Please make further postings more simplistic.
I've just wasted two hours working this out......mind you, I was watching 'The Wizard of Oz' whilst playing Dark Side of the Moon at the same time................  

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #34 on: April 24, 2010, 08:26:05 PM »
Yes. That's why Imodium is not called Emodin.

I went once, just once, to an elecution lesson (should have been plural. but I f*ck*d that right off. Anyway, had to do one of these tongue twisters. It went

"Lennie will you lay Imodium, lay Imodium, lay Imodium. Lennie will you lay Imodium, lay Imodium on the floor........." and so on.

Or was it linoleum?

Either way, I thought it was all about Lennie trying to get it off with some Roman bird 
 

Hi Rob, Your getting your elecution lessons mixed up with the time you were an 'altar boy', according to the latest news from the Vatican, you could be in line for a big payout, all you have to prove,
who was laying who!!!!!!!!

Martin Daughton

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #35 on: April 24, 2010, 08:27:14 PM »
Hi Pete, Your a very deep person, after much deliberation I've just worked out your posting and now understand that you eat mainly wheat, which is an abbreviation of 'what we eat'.
Please make further postings more simplistic.

A-maize-ing. I have a rye look on my face and a corny pun or two if I spelt that barley correctly. Maybe Oaters could do some cereal checking?

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2010, 08:41:13 PM »
Hey, John, tried to phone you earlier. You must have been watching the Wizard of Oz or something. I've got DVD's for you.

And back to the subject. People due round any minute, we're making scram. All candles are lit and looking groovy. I reckon we should feed them dandelions and nettles. Neer did like them !!

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2010, 08:58:47 PM »
Hey, John, tried to phone you earlier. You must have been watching the Wizard of Oz or something. I've got DVD's for you.

And back to the subject. People due round any minute, we're making scram. All candles are lit and looking groovy. I reckon we should feed them dandelions and nettles. Neer did like them !!
Hi Rob, Hope you have a good evening, really looking forward to getting my hands on those DVD's. We will have to arrange to meet up. You know youself and Martin or you and your partner are always welcome over here.
When I eventually copy the DVD's can I send a version to Joan, he's done a really good job compiling all Man and related stuff on You-tube.

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #38 on: April 24, 2010, 11:02:17 PM »
This could start a whole new topic of what we eat..

Hi Pete, Your a very deep person, after much deliberation I've just worked out your posting and now understand that you eat mainly wheat, which is an abbreviation of 'what we eat'.

Ha, rumbled. I was typing in a yorkshire accent..



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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #39 on: April 25, 2010, 01:03:35 AM »
Ha, rumbled. I was typing in a yorkshire accent..

Of course, we consume quite a lot of rubbery food over here in God's favourite county, which we purchase mainly from internet action sites. We call it eBay Gum.

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #40 on: April 25, 2010, 01:18:48 PM »
@ Rob: Did you survive that electrocution lesson?

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #41 on: April 26, 2010, 08:36:33 PM »
@ Rob: Did you survive that electrocution lesson?

...not that we wish to pylon the pressure...
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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #42 on: April 26, 2010, 10:16:48 PM »
Python the pressure??? Stay away with those snakes, Nick, will ya?!

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #43 on: April 26, 2010, 10:47:18 PM »
Python the pressure??? Stay away with those snakes, Nick, will ya?!

Not necessarily. Quite a few trainee sycamore trees have tried to take root in the garden. In fact, they have taken root in the garden. Suddenly popped up. Apparently there's been a few instances of this due to the exceptionally windy weather we had earlier in the year and I believe everything everyone tells me, especially if it's true. Plenty of squirrels. Clematis waking up.


Ha, rumbled. I was typing in a yorkshire accent..



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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #44 on: April 27, 2010, 12:42:18 AM »
So that's Mr 'T?
Ha, if it was the fifth letter of the alphabet, it would be a mystery.. (..or the 25th letter for Jonathon Woss)


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