F*cking dandelions

[Nick Nation]

She has mild dementia...

Are they the ones with the yellow flowers?

[Mike Morgan]

Which ones?

[Andrew P]

When I was a kid, and in someone else's garden (e.g. one of my schoolmates, my Gran's etc.) when nobody was looking I used to take the heads off a few daffodils. Then I'd take some dandelions, cut them so they only had an inch or so of stalk, and pop them on top of the daffodil stalk. The dandelion stalk fitted really well into the daffodil stalk. People used to say how well developed their dandelions were - I never let on... until now! Ah, the innocence of youth with too much time on his hands and an overactive imagination...

[Rob W]

When I was a kid, I used to ring someone's doorbell, then run away. I was gonna say that was much more fun, but not so sure really. 

[mikes]

When I was a youth and got pretty drunk, me and my pals put doors from a door factory in front of doors of peoples houses. We thought that was pretty funny but we never stayed to watch.

[Pete T]

When I was a youth and got pretty drunk, me and my pals put doors from a door factory in front of doors of peoples houses. We thought that was pretty funny but we never stayed to watch.

I should get in touch with Microsoft, then you can do the Windows as well..

[Nick Nation]

I should get in touch with Microsoft, then you can do the Windows as well.

How about the Gates?

[Pete T]

I've just re-read this topic.

Tommy Cooper would be proud of us..

[Nick Nation]

Pleased to announce...my strawberries are flowering!!! Mmmm hmmm!

Not sure of the best way of growing raspberry ripple ice creams. Yet.

[Martin Daughton]

No more dandelion or celandines but a great display of buttercups: front and for the first time, back.

Best crop of strawberry flowers ever too...

[Nick Nation]

No more dandelion or celandines but a great display of buttercups: front and for the first time, back.

Best crop of strawberry flowers ever too...

Ohh, nice one Mr D. My clematis are now winding down, but my roses are beginning to kick off. Unfortunately it turns out my strawberry plant is of the decorative variety and not the edible sort. Must say my grass is very good. Cough.

Tommy Cooper would be proud of us..

Spoon Jar, Jar Spoon.

[Stephen Barstow]

If in a few years your Dandelions change colour, you'll now who was responsible...

Please let me introduce you to Taraxacum pseudoroseum...Put the seed into the ground and let it grow, I say.

[Mike Morgan]

Ooh! He said Clematis!

[Martin Daughton]

Ooh! He said Clematis!

I could never find it.... 

[Nick Nation]

If in a few years your Dandelions change colour, you'll now who was responsible...

Now what does this button do...ohhh...