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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #60 on: April 30, 2010, 06:34:14 PM »
She has mild dementia...

Are they the ones with the yellow flowers?
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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #61 on: April 30, 2010, 06:43:13 PM »
Which ones?

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #62 on: May 02, 2010, 10:27:46 PM »
When I was a kid, and in someone else's garden (e.g. one of my schoolmates, my Gran's etc.) when nobody was looking I used to take the heads off a few daffodils. Then I'd take some dandelions, cut them so they only had an inch or so of stalk, and pop them on top of the daffodil stalk. The dandelion stalk fitted really well into the daffodil stalk. People used to say how well developed their dandelions were - I never let on... until now! Ah, the innocence of youth with too much time on his hands and an overactive imagination...
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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #63 on: May 02, 2010, 11:59:40 PM »
When I was a kid, I used to ring someone's doorbell, then run away. I was gonna say that was much more fun, but not so sure really. 

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #64 on: May 03, 2010, 06:36:48 PM »
When I was a youth and got pretty drunk, me and my pals put doors from a door factory in front of doors of peoples houses. We thought that was pretty funny but we never stayed to watch.

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #65 on: May 03, 2010, 08:59:13 PM »
When I was a youth and got pretty drunk, me and my pals put doors from a door factory in front of doors of peoples houses. We thought that was pretty funny but we never stayed to watch.

I should get in touch with Microsoft, then you can do the Windows as well..
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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #66 on: May 03, 2010, 09:44:14 PM »
I should get in touch with Microsoft, then you can do the Windows as well.

How about the Gates?
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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #67 on: May 03, 2010, 11:10:01 PM »
I've just re-read this topic.

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #68 on: May 12, 2010, 09:16:23 AM »
Pleased to announce...my strawberries are flowering!!! Mmmm hmmm!

Not sure of the best way of growing raspberry ripple ice creams. Yet.
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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #69 on: June 06, 2010, 06:19:06 PM »
No more dandelion or celandines but a great display of buttercups: front and for the first time, back.

Best crop of strawberry flowers ever too...

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #70 on: June 06, 2010, 09:15:22 PM »
No more dandelion or celandines but a great display of buttercups: front and for the first time, back.

Best crop of strawberry flowers ever too...

Ohh, nice one Mr D. My clematis are now winding down, but my roses are beginning to kick off. Unfortunately it turns out my strawberry plant is of the decorative variety and not the edible sort. Must say my grass is very good. Cough.

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #71 on: June 06, 2010, 11:02:05 PM »
If in a few years your Dandelions change colour, you'll now who was responsible...

Please let me introduce you to Taraxacum pseudoroseum...Put the seed into the ground and let it grow, I say.

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #72 on: June 07, 2010, 12:33:13 AM »
Ooh! He said Clematis!

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #73 on: June 07, 2010, 09:02:29 PM »
Ooh! He said Clematis!

I could never find it....  ???

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Re: F*cking dandelions
« Reply #74 on: June 07, 2010, 10:26:41 PM »
If in a few years your Dandelions change colour, you'll now who was responsible...

Now what does this button do...ohhh...
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