DAVE: "Arr-uhh-arr-uhh-arr, howzabout that then boys and girls. Rattle, rattle jewelry. The duchess.
Now then, now then, now then. We've got a young lad here, he's written in, 'Dear Dave, can you fix it for me to be in a band that gets absolutely nowhere through lack of decent material despite having talented players including the bloke you've just thrown into the pool. I'm very shy so I'll stand behind you out of harms way. Thanks, Paul'.
Well, Paul...I can certainly fix that! You could say this is how I get my Kicks, arr-uhh-arr-uhh-arr. Howzabout The Red Cow, Hammersmith, rattle rattle?"