Author Topic: Erection, sorry Election  (Read 10675 times)

John Bannon

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Erection, sorry Election
« on: May 05, 2010, 10:10:16 PM »
I don't know who you chappies are voting for tomorrow, me I'm tactically voting to keep those horrible suffragettes people from having any powerbase.
Before you know it they'll be demanding to listen to progressive music, once they have achieved that ambition, they will then go on and try to play progressive music, believe me this is the thin end of the wedge, if you want the Osmonds or the group that came up with the Birdie Song (can't remamber their name) to be in the top twenty of all time of progessive sounds then you have to vote against these people.
As you make that cross on the ballot paper, ask yourself this question...when was the last time you seen someone of the female species attending any proper concert...other than to keep her male partner happy for a few hours.
This posting has been put up in the safe knowledge that the ratio of men to women postings on this site is still 1:0

Mike Morgan

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2010, 10:17:27 PM »
Did Emily Pankhurst have a prison named after her or vice versa??

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2010, 10:51:09 PM »
Gina is a regular gig-gower, without hubbie..

Did Emily Pankhurst have a prison named after her or vice versa??

Prison Emily ? Now that would make a good play to see!




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sonic_hawk

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2010, 12:00:00 AM »
I can imagine the nostalgic chat among old lags...

how many times have you been inside Emily?

PS I haven't had the BNP literature delivered yet, so obviously I'll have to fall back on the Lib Dems.
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Mike Morgan

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2010, 12:08:47 AM »
I thoght Gina was a punk rocker.

What is she doing in the Gower?

Emily - ask Syd.  It is May after all.

In this area (Swansea), we have at least three candidates for the "Support Our Troops Bring Them Home" party who are the BNP in disguise as I understand it.

Martin Daughton

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2010, 08:28:17 PM »
Anybody else get a leaflet from the Pirate Party?

John Bannon

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2010, 09:07:52 PM »
Anybody else get a leaflet from the Pirate Party?
Hi Martin, I'm just off to vote, what's in their manifesto or is it treasure chest. Yo ho ho.....

Mike Morgan

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2010, 09:20:20 PM »
Anybody else get a leaflet from the Pirate Party?

Nothing from the Pirate Party, but stuff from theget your genuine stuff here and don't support organised crime party came through the letterbox the other day.

Couldn't beluieve some of the conversations over the last few days in work from supposedly intelligent people.  I'm not going to vote for Gordon B 'cos I don't like him.  I'm going to vote for Clegg becasue he's good looking.  I'm going to vote for Cameron because he'll bring back fox hunting.

FFS. YOU DON'T FOR THE PARTY LEADER, YOU VOTE FOR YOUR LOCAL CANDIDATE WHO REPRESENTS A PARTY LED BY WHOEVER.

PARTY LEADERS DIE / GET STABBED IN THE BACK / RESIGN. VOTE FOR YOUR BELIEFS (however wrong they are if they don't agree with mine:)) NOT SOME ARSE WHO CAN / CAN'T LOOK GOOD ON THE BOX.

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John Bannon

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2010, 10:11:32 PM »
A darkened room and a damp flannel for the forehead looms large.
I agree, at my level it just doesn't seem to matter who's in charge, lend me that damp flannel.
Although we have secret ballot I'm willing to nail my colours to the mast.
I grew up in S.Wales, in a time when we had an Iron, Steel and Coal Industry, things were not easy but people worked hard and had a pride in their work.
The Conservatives decided for some reason to attack and destroy all three industries, it not only impacted on Wales but much of the N.West and N.East of England and also parts of Scotland.
Strange that London and the surrounding area didn't suffer at the time, people earning great amounts of income from shuffling money from one company to another...I could do that..far better than shovelling coal.
At O'Level stage in school we had to cover British History, European History and because I lived in S.Wales, Welsh History. Because of a man (hero) Mr. Williams history teacher at St. Albans Pontypool I have a love of S.Wales history that will never leave me. 

John Bannon

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2010, 10:24:26 PM »
Cont. He taught me about the Chartists and their fight for electoral reform. S.Wales and Manchester were at the forefront of that fight and even to this day of the six reforms they were fighting for... five of them are still in existance today, so thank people from 150years ago for the rights you have today.
My happiest day on earth was at the election before last when not one Conservative member was elected to represent Wales in Westminister, and at the time that included people from Monmouth, unbelieviable.
I live in Southport now and people who live in two up two downs are staunch Conservative, I can't believe it, when you ask them what the Tory's do for their existance there's no answer.
Anyway its a tactical vote today Lib Dems.................

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2010, 10:35:17 PM »
We've voted..

We had an independant candidate who wants to save Wick Maternity, Save Wick General, Save Wick generally!
He also mentions in his leaflet that Clement Atlee went to Haileybury School. That's it. Doesn't say he went there..! That's a bit like saying I went to Brockworth Comp.
States that he served in the RAF with New Zealander Alan Deere who was shot down 9 times in the battle of britain. How much did that cost us in planes?
Wants to bring back National Service, and one thing I do agree with, compulsory voting.     

He didn't get my vote..                                                                 
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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2010, 10:36:25 PM »
I thoght Gina was a punk rocker.

Sheena..
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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2010, 10:37:54 PM »
He taught me about the Chartists

Dick Penderyn was innocent..
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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2010, 11:21:21 PM »
Anybody else get a leaflet from the Pirate Party?

Nothing from the Pirate Party, but stuff from theget your genuine stuff here and don't support organised crime party came through the letterbox the other day.

Couldn't beluieve some of the conversations over the last few days in work from supposedly intelligent people.  I'm not going to vote for Gordon B 'cos I don't like him.  I'm going to vote for Clegg becasue he's good looking.  I'm going to vote for Cameron because he'll bring back fox hunting.

FFS. YOU DON'T FOR THE PARTY LEADER, YOU VOTE FOR YOUR LOCAL CANDIDATE WHO REPRESENTS A PARTY LED BY WHOEVER.

PARTY LEADERS DIE / GET STABBED IN THE BACK / RESIGN. VOTE FOR YOUR BELIEFS (however wrong they are if they don't agree with mine:)) NOT SOME ARSE WHO CAN / CAN'T LOOK GOOD ON THE BOX.

A darkened room and a damp flannel for the forehead looms large.



That's what makes me laugh everytime somebody says Gordon Brown is an unelected leader. I've been voting since the I was 18 and don't ever recall voting for a Prime Minister. I've only ever voted for a party.

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2010, 11:53:10 PM »
Quotes from radio 5

SNP have just claimed a victory in the tory safe seat of Tunbridge Wells.
Tories claim 340 seats, just need treble 20, double 10 to ensure victory, Labour are still to step up to the 'ocky..
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