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Mike Morgan

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2010, 01:44:59 AM »
Well, Duw, Duw I seem to have struck a (small) chord.

Can we all at least celebrate (hate that phrase)  that Sunderland came first in something!

Martin Daughton

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2010, 06:13:14 PM »
Haileybury School.                           

Do they teach you to act at Razzie level?

Martin Daughton

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2010, 06:17:05 PM »
He taught me about the Chartists

Have you heard the band called The Chartists? They are/were miners who were put out of work by Thatcher.
On their first LP all the songs are like a musical history of the Chertists. The song "Fare Thee Well to Newport" can put a tear in my eye everytime.

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2010, 01:04:04 PM »
Jings!

Apparently the entire parliament has been hung! Now I'm not one for corporal punishment, but with that lot gone it does allow us to form our own party. I have the following nominations:

Minister of Ebay: John Bannon
Minister of Vikings: Pete T.
Minister of Making Me Giggle: Martin Daughton.
Minister of Scolling Javascript: Jules.
Minister of Unscrolling Javascript: Mark Davies.
Minister of Kew: Iorwerth Pritchard.
Minister of Leaning Sheds: Sonic Hawk.
Minister of Peace: Davey.
Minister of Subbuteo: Rob.
Minister of Correct Amount of Reverb: Ron S.
Ministers of Dual Entity and Speaking Nicely: Brian and Bernie.
Ministers of Multiple Entities: Mikes.
Minister of Bewildering Me: Mike Cross.
Minister of Jones: George.
Minister for sweating over Charlotte Church: Gareth, although I'm available to help.
Ministers of Planning Applications: The residents of 2 Llys Ael y Bryn, Birchgrove.
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Jules

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2010, 01:15:13 PM »
Minister of Kew: Iorwerth Pritchard.

As in "Why are we waiting?" ;-)
Boldly going.......

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2010, 02:22:36 PM »
As in "Why are we waiting?" ;-)

Oooof! No.

Nearly forgot - Minister of Youtube: Joan.

Any suggestions for Michael? 
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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2010, 02:59:37 PM »
Ministry of Veteran Journalism - Michael
Ministry of Agriculture - StEvil
Ministry of Transport - Rob W
Ministry of Defence - Sonic Hawk (joint portfolio with Ministry of Deshed)
Boldly going.......

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« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2010, 03:15:42 PM »
Ministry of Veteran Journalism - Michael
Ministry of Agriculture - StEvil
Ministry of Transport - Rob W
Ministry of Defence - Sonic Hawk (joint portfolio with Ministry of Deshed)

Oh yes, good choices for The Saint and Michael. However Rob and Mr Hawk already have posts and I'm not sure it's worth bothering with defence. Not in my case, anyway. Perhaps Stevie Nicks could be Minister of Transport.
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John Bannon

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2010, 07:53:31 PM »
Nick, Could I also be Minister of Justice, I've started building a gallows in the back garden in the hope of a positive response.
Could I ask that Rob W. be made the Minister of free Speech.....because that boy loves talking......

mikes

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2010, 08:06:14 PM »
[/flash] aaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Us thinks Dan Singh would make a fine minister of silly walks.

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« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2010, 08:26:57 PM »
Nick, Could I also be Minister of Justice, I've started building a gallows in the back garden in the hope of a positive response.
Could I ask that Rob W. be made the Minister of free Speech.....because that boy loves talking......

F*ck Off Bannon.. soz, just slipped into Gavin mode then. Anyway, you can still f*ck off, pot, kettle, black and all that.

Are we getting anything sorted by the way? I'd phone you, but once you're on the phone, can't get you off....

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2010, 08:53:22 PM »
...once you're on the phone, can't get you off....

Hmmm. Maybe you're not talking dirty enough.

Do we need a Chief Whip?
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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2010, 01:05:16 AM »
To get back onto (at least the first part of) the topic of this thread...

There's a local TV-aerial-fitting firm who have the words 'for a better erection' loud & proud as part of the text on the back of their vans.

(I did think of Googling to see if I could find them, but decided I didn't want to go there. )

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« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2010, 09:43:41 AM »
To get back onto (at least the first part of) the topic of this thread...

There's a local TV-aerial-fitting firm who have the words 'for a better erection' loud & proud as part of the text on the back of their vans.

(I did think of Googling to see if I could find them, but decided I didn't want to go there. )

We have one of those hand car washes which are sprouting up in every spare plot of land available, with a massive banner proclaiming

'For The Best Hand Job in Manchester'

sonic_hawk

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Re: Erection, sorry Election
« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2010, 10:52:57 AM »
Well, thank you.

I want to see sheds that are sufferng perpendicularity issues given generous EU funds!