I was off to Majorca years ago and decided to buy a dodgy t-shirt from Primark. Once i got there I realised it wasn't dodgy but downright trendy in those circumstances. Wear one in the Swansea valley and you wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes.
I now concentrate on what Play.com have on offer for ?5 and will cause max embarrasment to my son. Recently bought a beaut with a cartoon of a sheep looking over it's shoulder saying 'Bah!!! means no'. May not be in great taste / wit, but whatever I wear makes my son embarrased so I try to make it as easy as poss for him.
About 4 years ago, I met him for a pint while I was wearing a wish you were here T-shirt ( did I mention...?) and he said that he hoped I wasn't going to turn into one of those middle aged men who wear band T-shirts. I pointed out that at about 50 years old I'd passed middle age and was in the final third of the Lord's alloted time.
And he thinks I'm a pedantic twat! Praise be to the waiting Christians; what's 5 minutes out of a life?
