Spam Spam Spam Spam....

[Nick Nation]

How's the spam trap going, Jules?

[Mark Davies]

How's the spam trap going, Jules?

Badly

[Nick Nation]

Badly

I'll say. It's not as if this one is offering anything useful, like a remedy for moss in the garden. Or an easy way to download from Dime. Or why my digibox ends up recording police chases instead of Upstairs Downstairs. Hasn't even got a garden shed avatar. Nevertheless, pretty determined.

[Mark Davies]

Badly

I'll say. It's not as if this one is offering anything useful, like a remedy for moss in the garden. Or an easy way to download from Dime. Or why my digibox ends up recording police chases instead of Upstairs Downstairs. Hasn't even got a garden shed avatar. Nevertheless, pretty determined.

It looks like 'juliangran' needs kicking in to the long grass, pronto.

[Nick Nation]

It looks like 'juliangran' needs kicking in to the long grass, pronto.

Indeedy. And don't call me 'pronto'.

I know a lot of recent spammers have been blocked recently - so how come this one got through?

[Rob W]

Ee, I don't know.

I think this board has just frittered away.

One - Nil ! 

[Mark Davies]

It looks like 'juliangran' needs kicking in to the long grass, pronto.

Indeedy. And don't call me 'pronto'.

I know a lot of recent spammers have been blocked recently - so how come this one got through?

Sorry, tonto.

He's even managed to post to the "Ancestral Manboard". Must be a time lord, no wonder Jules can't keep him out.

[Nick Nation]

Yes, I think he's an ant.

Whilst a solution is pondered, let us remind ourselves of the Monty Python Spam sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

Watch out for Vikings!

[Mike Morgan]

Jules, I do hope this doesn't toch a nerve, but beeing an observant Sherlock Holmes type of guy, could it be one of your grandparents expressing their displeasure at a lack of contact from you?

I'll get me nicotine patch.

[Pete T]

My Manboard "homepage" is looking VERY yellow with unread messages at the moment. Someone tell that jerk he's wasting his time.. Not put anything in collectables yet though..

[Nick Nation]

Someone tell that jerk he's wasting his time...

It'll need something more than that, Pete. It's a jungle out there and we must fight the good fight. Suggest we send him a copy of 'Kingdom Of Noise'. Two-Nil. Give him Voiceprint's email address, anything. Three-Nil.

Bit cruel, but they don't call me Tonto for nothing. And it's not because it's not Pronto, either. And I bet his text doesn't bounce.

Not put anything in collectables yet though..

Ha! He probably went to the Swansea gig!     

[Pete T]

Not put anything incollectables yet though..

Damn, he's got there now..

[Nick Nation]

....and for anybody reading this thread in years to come and wondering what the feck we're going on about, we've been spammed with the usual medically related offers. And how. So far there's been about 25 on all the board categories. No doubt they will have been removed by the time you read this...meanwhile, we await a grown up.

Damn, he's got there now..

But not here...yet....

[Jules]

Sorry about that. There's still ways to get through the traps unfortunately. All posts and account deleted, but as there was a real human bean at the end of this one I can't guarantee he/she won't be back later.

I arranged a seance and had a chat with gran, but she denies any involvement.

[Nick Nation]

I arranged a seance and had a chat with gran, but she denies any involvement.

Well I don't know. Perhaps you could reach a happy medium.